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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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If you have love in your life it can make up for a great...
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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your...
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Because I could not stop for Death — He kindly stopped for me —...
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To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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All television is children’s television.
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Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.
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Poets generally love cats — because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular...