Quote #15847
If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which...
Quote #31884
In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #17029
It ain’t what folks know that’s the problem, it’s what they know that ain’t...
Quote #4464
Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.
Quote #29840
The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef...
Quote #23747
True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo the shocks of...
Quote #842
What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
Quote #34444
Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”