Quote #31028
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #18251
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #12810
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
Quote #34521
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
Quote #11173
A fool and water will go the way they are diverted.
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #18790
The tears that you spill, the sorrowful, are sweeter than the laughter of snobs...
Quote #1851
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Quote #1594
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
Quote #15049
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.