Quote #3134
I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so...
Quote #436
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Quote #4971
I am not merry; but I do beguileThe thing I am, by seeming otherwise.
Quote #26454
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #18538
I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free.
Quote #12810
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
Quote #5919
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Quote #2382
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
Quote #25867
Righteous people have no sense of humor.