Quote #33027
Never love anything that can’t love you back.
Quote #31444
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for...
Quote #26385
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
Quote #25656
Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery.
Quote #21966
Don’t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never...
Quote #33375
Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #10010
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
Quote #9261
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...