Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #25387
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #17570
The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and...
Quote #16660
I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is...
Quote #16870
Be and not seem.
Quote #24091
No really great man ever thought himself so.
Quote #16697
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t...
Quote #29408
Politics, like theater, is one of those things where you’ve got to be wise...
Quote #24801
Before speaking, consider the interpretation of your words as well as their intent.