Quote #18936
There is an art of reading, as well as an art of thinking, and...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #23370
The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to ‘keep and bear...
Quote #7548
Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to...
Quote #30193
I’m a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me.
Quote #9911
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #32137
‘These are days you’ll remember.’ If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,...
Quote #2972
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last...
Quote #20321
Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...