Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #1981
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers...
Quote #17013
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will...
Quote #18139
Humore is an affirmation of man’s dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #13094
There are very few women in society whose virtue outlasts their beauty.
Quote #1873
I think contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure.
Quote #3212
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists –...
Quote #27264
Common sense often makes good law.
Quote #25848
Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts.