Quote #24405
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
Quote #22744
Many people would sooner die than think In fact, they do so.
Quote #15582
Who makes quick use of the moment is a genius of prudence.
Quote #9716
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
Quote #1673
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not...
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Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice it...
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The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
Quote #5563
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.