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The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
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‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of...
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It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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No mortal man, moreover is wise at all moments.
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All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time...
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Who would’ve thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such...
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I love and I hate. How can this be, you ask in vain. I...