Quote #28311
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Quote #25196
You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
Quote #23192
In matters of style, swim with the current in matters of principle, stand like...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #23159
We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
Quote #11312
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Quote #10635
There is?nothing to suggest that mothering cannot be shared by several people.
Quote #8203
Morality is the greatest of all tools for leading mankind by the nose.
Quote #13643
Never eat more than you can lift.
Quote #2297
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.