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People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
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Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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The only difference between a genius and one of common capacity is that the...
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A man in all the world’s new fashion planted, That hath a mint of...
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Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
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Honey is sweet but bees sting.
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If you’re afraid to let someone else see your weakness, take heart Nobody’s perfect....