Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub...
Quote #34138
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does...
Quote #27498
I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
Quote #8132
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
Quote #16703
A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
Quote #19443
Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
Quote #14588
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Quote #31409
Don’t ask silly questions if you don’t want foolish answers.
Quote #6308
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.