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Talents are best nurtured in solitude character is best formed in the stormy billows...
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I am who I am, You are who you are, So, be who you...
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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Fantasies are more than substitutes for unpleasant reality they are also dress rehearsals, plans....
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
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If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
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Your friends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and...
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Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...