Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #26624
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Quote #8524
For there is no question but a just fear of an imminent danger, though...
Quote #32468
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #1008
A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking (meant) for...
Quote #2268
A man said to the Universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the Universe, “the...
Quote #22309
It is as hard for the good to suspect evil, as it is for...
Quote #19309
The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not...
Quote #15124
The lights of stars that were extinguished ages ago still reaches us. So it...
Quote #13511
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.