Quote #2940
God created man and, finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to...
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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Quote #32931
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
Quote #2133
Children are guilty of unpardonable rudeness when they spit in the face of a...
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #22623
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for...
Quote #23747
True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo the shocks of...
Quote #17819
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
Quote #7683
There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.