Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt
Quote #21901
To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound...
Quote #22394
It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
Quote #6120
Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which...
Quote #6141
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit,...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #21550
It has all been very interesting.
Quote #12641
Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their...
Quote #16284
To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Quote #168
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.