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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
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In America any boy may become President and I suppose it’s just one of...
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A liar should have a good memory.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
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When you start to doubt yourself, the real world will eat you alive.
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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest...
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Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work,...
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The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight...