Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #17704
The glory that goes with wealth is fleeting and fragile virtue is a possession...
Quote #10445
Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
Quote #12762
God pays, but not weekly wages.
Quote #16791
Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made...
Quote #29593
It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how...
Quote #2024
Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #30158
To know one thing, you must know the opposite.