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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made...
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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America is not like a blanket — one piece of unbroken cloth, the same...
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What in fact have I achieved, however much it may seem Bits and pieces...
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One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting...
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Only the shallow know themselves.
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I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and...
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A good picture is equivalent to a good deed.