Steven Wright, I Have a Pony Quote #5163 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Oliver Goldsmith Quote #21838 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.
Gail Godwin Quote #6238 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Mignon McLaughlin Quote #556 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.
Willie Stone Quote #31906 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Vision without a task is only a dream. A task without a vision is...
Conan Doyle Quote #21856 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely...
George Eliot Quote #17287 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28235 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
E.B. White Quote #32904 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Luis Rodriguez, Always Running Quote #9585 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We have the right to lie, but not about the heart of the matter.