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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.
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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.
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Vision without a task is only a dream. A task without a vision is...
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It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely...
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Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #9585
We have the right to lie, but not about the heart of the matter.