Quote #5876
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...
Quote #25989
Presidents don’t do it to their wives. They do it to their country.
Quote #18083
History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind...
Quote #33287
Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care...
Quote #16630
There’s no tragedy in life like the death of a child. Things never get...
Quote #6100
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Quote #26516
I’ve learned that you can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of...
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Catch 22
Quote #6786
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.