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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
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If you listen you will hear If you look you will see If you...
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Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce
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There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost...
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This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.
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Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting.
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If you spend too much time warming up, you’ll miss the race. If you...
Quote #16022
We have among us a class of mammon worshippers, whose one test of conservatism...