Quote #5835
Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
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Our founders did not oust George III in order for us to crown Richard...
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… it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a...
Quote #2094
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post...
Quote #10919
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for...
Quote #30276
The Great Spirit, who made all things, made every thing for some use, and...
Quote #26228
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #24771
As the moon retaineth her nature, though darkness spread itself before her face as...
Quote #27939
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.