Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #9172
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Quote #33221
I know of only one bird – the parrot – that talks and it...
Quote #21726
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #16237
Thoughts are funny little things,They can make paupers or make kings.
Quote #19766
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
Quote #28090
You can’t have a light without a dark to stick it in.
Quote #4513
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #31885
All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions.
Quote #15975
The defects of the understanding, like those of the face, grow worse as we...