Quote #24823
If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
Quote #11950
Everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do...
Quote #18347
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
Quote #9522
Hares can gambol over the body of a dead lion.
Quote #685
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #20841
To wilful men, the injuries that they themselves procure must be their schoolmasters.
Quote #4963
Although the last, not least.
Quote #8322
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #31678
History makes us some amends for the shortness of life.