Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
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You have gone far and we are proud of you always. I know that...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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The world is full of women blindsided by the unceasing demands of motherhood, still...
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The body is a marvelous machine…a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or...
Quote #18908
The opera isn’t over till the fat lady sings.
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Failing doesn’t make you a failure. Giving up, accepting your failure, refusing to try...
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I avow myself the partisan of truth alone.
Quote #30786
Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.