Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #32892
Brains are like sponges… If allowed to remain moist for too long they become...
Quote #2040
I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing...
Quote #2828
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
Quote #12971
Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds,...
Quote #33203
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
Quote #12592
Are you so unobservant that you do not yet realize that sanity and hapiness...
Quote #21297
Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone...
Quote #16117
The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.
Quote #19797
Rough work, iconoclasm, but the only way to get at truth.