Quote #224
The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #9007
But be, as you have been, my happiness…
Quote #32497
He’s the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking...
Quote #5598
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Quote #16847
This world we live in is but thickened light.
Quote #1548
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #25844
To act from pure benevolence is not possible for finite beings. Human benevolence is...
Quote #17964
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.
Quote #29412
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.