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Happy is he who can give himself up.
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The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it...
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
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Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
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Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
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Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.
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Some of the most rewarding and beautiful moments of a friendship happen in the...
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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O, woe is me,To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!