Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #17893
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #13402
Life is short; live it up.
Quote #2703
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Quote #14683
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor...
Quote #19986
People who are tremendously concerned about their identification, their individuality, their self-expression, or their...
Quote #2989
Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Quote #29657
Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...
Quote #23197
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I...