Quote #1869
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of...
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #8376
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #8200
The best remedy for a bruised heart is not, as so many people seem...
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #18936
There is an art of reading, as well as an art of thinking, and...
Quote #4713
Nature made him, and then broke the mold.
Quote #14703
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing...
Quote #16957
Hitch your wagon to a star.