Quote #1854
The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not...
Quote #14662
No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and...
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #14500
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Quote #6487
Never spend your money before you have it.
Quote #26043
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of...
Quote #19531
I play in the low 80′s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t...
Quote #7919
Toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other.
Quote #34728
Men are confused. They’re conflicted. They want a woman who’s their intellectual equal, but...
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....