Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #13314
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
Quote #30709
I don’t believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is...
Quote #32148
And all people live, Not by reason of any care they have for themselves,...
Quote #4599
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Quote #498
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Quote #9790
When the destroyer comes, his first act will be to destroy all the books.
Quote #311
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in...
Quote #1905
Our religious faith gives us the answer to the false beliefs of Communism… I...
Quote #17974
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.