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There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know.
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Men are what their mothers made them.
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All confidence which is not absolute and entire, is dangerous. There are few occasions...
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist...
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Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these
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Words which do not give the light of Christ increase the darkness.
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The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us...