Quote #697
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Quote #1032
One form to rule them all, one form to find them, one form to...
Quote #29414
I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion,...
Quote #1582
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #5569
Praise the bridge that carried you over.
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #24120
Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn’t...
Quote #4862
A kind Of excellent dumb discourse.
Quote #12334
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.