Quote #27822
He’s no failure. He’s not dead yet.
Quote #4373
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
Quote #24043
If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #832
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #17798
I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.
Quote #33105
Partake of some of life’s sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself.
Quote #17243
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in...
Quote #31473
Good people are good because they’ve come to wisdom through failure. We get very...
Quote #23028
Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village...