Quote #3849
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Quote #13188
The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is...
Quote #8488
Poor Mexico – so far from God and so close to the United States.
Quote #11845
A person who can acquire no property, can have no other interest but to...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #8551
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
Quote #6482
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #17142
Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
Quote #30820
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.