Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #22961
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Quote #21025
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
Quote #34533
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
Quote #28384
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Quote #19180
Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your...
Quote #22182
As great scientists have said and as all children know, it is above all...
Quote #1923
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Quote #15506
Anguish of mind has driven thousands to suicide; anguish of body, none. This proves...
Quote #32443
If it weren’t for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn’t get done.