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When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than...
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Authenticity matters little, though our willingness to accept legends depends far more upon their...
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A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
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One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...
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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or...
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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed...