Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...
Quote #3545
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made...
Quote #10791
Although we were sent into a failing world, we were not sent to fail.
Quote #33519
I’ve grown to realize the joy that comes from little victories is preferable to...
Quote #24471
Which I have earned with the sweat of my brows.
Quote #14659
The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how...
Quote #1771
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly...
Quote #948
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
Quote #18523
‘A merry Christmas, uncle God save you’ cried a cheerful voice. ‘Bah’ said Scrooge....