Quote #20841
To wilful men, the injuries that they themselves procure must be their schoolmasters.
Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #8027
At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #15616
The true and solid peace of nations consists not in equality of arms, but...
Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #7591
Nearly all legislation involves a weighing of public needs as against private desires; and...
Quote #34890
I’m keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but...
Quote #16937
A good intention clothes itself with power.
Quote #34872
The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of...