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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself.
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Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden...
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Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
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Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
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Living together is an art.
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Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
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If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on...
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It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.
Quote #1757
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.