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In making up the character of God, the old theologians failed to mention that...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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I personally think that he did violate the law, that he committed impeachable offenses....
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every...
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Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden...
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I would fain die a dry death.
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An election is a bet on the future, not a popularity test of the...
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Friend, be not afraid of thy office, thou sendest me to God.
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Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.