Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
Quote #34750
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Quote #34234
No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about...
Quote #934
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #697
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Quote #34065
Who made the world I cannot tell ‘Tis made, and here am I in...
Quote #3215
Success is a great deodorant.
Quote #31540
Impossible situations can become possible miracles.
Quote #9819
Loving is misery for women always. I shall never forgive God for making me...