Quote #13044
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Quote #4332
A sweet thing, for whatever time,to revisit in dreams the dear dad we have...
Quote #22538
Look at the Justice Department, it’s full of Jews…The lawyers in government are damn...
Quote #12983
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Quote #22408
The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #10386
Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no...
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #27915
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
Quote #1594
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.