Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #28754
I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you...
Quote #31768
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #25324
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to...
Quote #490
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
Quote #31388
I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ’s fingers, and that...
Quote #33796
If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
Quote #21370
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
Quote #32354
If you listen you will hear If you look you will see If you...