Quote #11449
Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.
Quote #263
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #3035
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...
Quote #17356
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Quote #95
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #33273
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #19507
My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or...
Quote #23070
I am always sorry when any language is lost, because languages are the pedigrees...
Quote #27058
Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or howWe...