Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #3906
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #29173
I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
Quote #32872
Writing is a solitary occupation. Family, friends, and society are the natural enemies of...
Quote #9884
It is better to looked over than overlooked.
Quote #19410
On a long journey of human life, faith is the best of companions it...
Quote #13802
The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #18392
Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men.
Quote #708
You may regret your silence once, but you will regret your words often.