Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #10654
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
Quote #27880
The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.
Quote #12589
They were going to die. They knew it, and their last words were I...
Quote #21720
You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man’s...
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #31262
We would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.
Quote #26819
God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the...
Quote #11337
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
Quote #30658
Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of...